Becoming the Fattest Woman in History

Susanne Eman of Casa Grande, Arizona—currently weighing in at 720 pounds—hopes to become the fattest woman of all time and surpass the standing record of 1,600 pounds. Here is what she eats EVERY DAY to try and shatter that record. It's a 21,962 calorie menu of sadness.
Breakfast: 6 Scrambled Eggs Cooked In Butter = 468 cal.Half Pound Of Bacon = 1,168 cal.4 Hash Browned Potatoes = 672 cals.6

Blow Smoke in Her Face

I find this not to be the case. Maybe I'm doing it wrong.

The Harder a Wife Works, the Cuter She Looks!

"Vitamins darling, I always get my vitamins."

Colorful Poop

Who doesn't enjoy eating enough beets to turn your poop red? But apparently colorful poop isn't just a fun activity anymore. Scientists at Cambridge University are working on some colorful poop health applications. Go science!
"For years, sagely, health-conscious individuals have read the contents of toilet bowls, seeking oracles of good or bad health. But never before has this practice been more

The Woman that Eats Sofas

A mother-of-five has been diagnosed with a rare disorder called Pica after seeking medical help for her addiction... to eating sofas.

Adele Edwards, of Bradenton, Florida, has been eating the foam inside couch cushions for 21 years.



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Women Shoplift Using Their Body Fat Rolls

I suppose if you are fat, you might as well make lemonade.

 

Sperm Cookbook - Natural Harvest

WARNING - If you have a sensative stomach, skip this post.

I saw this delightful little book on Tosh.0 the other day. It's called Natural Harvest, and it is a book full of semen-based recipes. On a completely unrelated note, my wife says I am no longer allowed in the kitchen.

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Twinkie Diet

Twinkie diet helps nutrition professor lose 27 pounds

Twinkies. Nutty bars. Powdered donuts.

For 10 weeks, Mark Haub, a professor of human nutrition at Kansas State University, ate one of these sugary cakelets every three hours, instead of meals. To add variety in his steady stream of Hostess and Little Debbie snacks, Haub munched on Doritos chips, sugary cereals and Oreos, too.
His premise:

Doll Teaches Little Girls How to Breastfeed

Maybe I'm missing something, but I don't think this doll is necessary, and in fact, is rather inappropriate. Your thoughts?
Bebe Gloton, meaning greedy baby, is a doll that comes with a bra-like halter top featuring symbolic flowers for the child to wear. Bebe Gloton latches on to a flower-shaped nipple, emitting a suckling sound, before it has to be burped to stop it from crying.

The Krispy Kreme Doughnut Burger

If you are like me, you struggle daily with the decision, "which should I eat, a burger or a doughnut?" Well, say goodbye to your troubles, some genius at the Indiana State Fair has combined the two. Yes, all the goodness of a cheeseburger, with a Krispy Kreme bun.
(Source)Thanks Riley!

Burger Made from Ground Bacon

What? No slices of bacon on top? No cheese? No mayo? What a pansy burger. From wired.com:

Having read about the difficulties people making such burgers have had keeping them together, I decided to add one large egg to the food processor along with the 19 slices of bacon. I ground the bacon and the egg together, then, using my hands, pulled the mixture out and used a hamburger press to make a

Poop Transplant

Dr. Alexander Khoruts, a gastroenterologist, saved a patient by transplanting a piece of her husband’s excrement into her colon:

Dr. Khoruts decided his patient needed a transplant. But he didn’t give her a piece of someone else’s intestines, or a stomach, or any other organ. Instead, he gave her some of her husband’s bacteria.

Dr. Khoruts mixed a small sample of her husband’s stool with saline

Foot Long Cheeseburger

Carl's Jr. is testing out a Footlong Cheeseburger that is essentially a sub stuffed with hamburgers. (Carl's Jr. to KFC) "You can take your Double Down and shove it."
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Actual pictures of the sandwich.
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Deep Fried Butter

That is disgusting! Everyone knows that margarine is much better for you.
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Putty Nuggets - Silly Putty ingredient found in McNuggets

My wife hasn't eaten McDonalds since I posted about the year old Kid's Meal that looked brand new. The recent CNN investigation found that the same chemicals found in Silly Putty can be found in McNuggets certainly won't help: American McNuggets (190 calories, 12 grams of fat, 2 grams of saturated fat for 4 pieces) contain the chemical preservative tBHQ, tertiary butylhydroquinone, a

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Facts About Farts

Click on the photo for a larger image. Thanks Riley!

Cell Phone Explosion

I got these pictures by e-mail. The story seemed made up, but by the pictures it appears as if someone had a cell phone mishap. The hand and the phone seeme to be related, but you never know.

31 Digits

The 6-year-old boy, from the city of Shenyang in China's northeastern Liaoning province, has a total of 31 fingers and toes - 16 toes, and 15 fingers (although one of those fingers is incomplete, being a fork at the end of the right thumb.) Three fingers on each hand are fused together.

All About Poop

Whether you call it crap, dung, feces, fertilizer, guano, manure, meadow muffin, night soil, ordure, Lincoln logs, shi*, pooh or poop, we all produce it. Here is an info graphic with lots of interesting tidbits. Click on the photo for a larger image.Via