Turtle Revenge

If you think about it, Mario is a little messed up to be jumping on turtles. He's like the turtle Hitler. Hiurtler?
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Thank You Random Stranger

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40 Reasons Why Women Live Longer

As a man, I can say confidently that we are dumb. Here are fourty examples proving my point:


Looks like someone payed attention in geometry.


Are those 2x2's? You should never prop your car up with anything but a 2x4. Every man knows that.


Paper is fire resistant, right?


Thank you for calling AT&T...


By jove, take a look at these blokes; what silly outfits! 


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Either You Love Bacon or...

Sorry vegetarians, you can't argue with a sign, they are always right.
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Breaking News!

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Time Spent Pooping

Thuderstorms

The mysteries of science never cease.

Fresh Milk

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Wives, Cry To Get What You Want

Oh right, like anyone didn't know this already. Captain obvious, Dormeyer.

TV is Good for Kids

I knew it! I am a good parent!

An Awkward Moment

Wait until you see it...
Yep, it's that awkward moment when your friends fat arm makes you look naked in a picture. Been there!

Thanks Riley!

Poor Advice, Total

Not advice any man should give to any woman he wishes to continue seeing.

Blow Smoke in Her Face

I find this not to be the case. Maybe I'm doing it wrong.

Ovaltine

Oh no, I've been drinking Ovaltine for years!!! Sorry wife, I had no idea.

Give Her a Hover

Yeah right Hover, trick me once, shame on you. Trick me twice, shame on me.

Fanning

What? Can't a man enjoy a little shade and cool breeze? White people are silly.
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Gay Cruise

You see, it's funny because "gay" had a different conotation back then. Teehee.

Notice

I figured it was only fair to at least warn people of what I was doing.
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Listen Up Chubbies!

"For teens too 'chubby' to fit into 'regular' sizes." Geez Lane Bryant. I think someone needs to attend another sensitivity training seminar.