Either You Love Bacon or...

Sorry vegetarians, you can't argue with a sign, they are always right.
Via

How to Make Bacon Roses

Mother's day will be here before you know it, so it's time to start planning. I have an idea for you, how about bacon roses? Yep, roses made out of bacon. Beat that nature! Here are step-by-step instructions for preparing a fragrant bouquet of bacon roses.
Via

Bacon Flavored Air

At last, I no longer have to breath in this stupid "plain" flavored air.

Science has finally brought us a bacon inhalant called the BaconAir. The manufacturer says it's filled with “Himalayan oxygen” and that the “bacon enters (the) bloodstream in seconds.” Don't worry, it's kosher. And, yes, it's real.
Via Source

Bacon Alarm Clock

If you are like me then you are sick and tired of not being able to eat bacon the instant you wake up in the morning. Sure, it's nice to keep a little bacon in your night stand for those early morning cravings, but it's not fresh. But worry no more friends, there is a solution. Wake n’ Bacon not only gets you up but also cooks you breakfast in bed.
The clock turns on 10 minutes before you are due

Bacon is Meat Candy

Mmm, my two favorite things in one tasty package. The pig is magic, it eats anything, and it turns into bacon.
You can get this shirt for just $7.
Thanks Amanda!

Bacon Gift Wrap

I can't tell you how many times I have tried wrapping presents in bacon, only to have them decay into a gelatinous pool of stink, or have them eaten by a pack of wild dogs. Well, so long bacon wrapping problems, and hello bacon gift wrap. The set of two 20”x30” sheets is available from Fred Flare, and will ensure that the recipient enjoys the package way more than what’s inside (finally a cure

Bacon Scented Candle

“Short of whipping out a skillet and doing a quick fry-up, how can we enjoy that wonderful meaty sweet and smokey aroma without the temptation and subsequent belt-busting and heart-clogging richness of actual cured-pork ingestion? Bacon scented candles, of course! You may have seen bacon-scented candles before, but these are a horse of a different color, so to speak. Most candles are made from

Bacon Flavored Soda

Mmm. Mmm. Mmm. Mmm. Mmm. Mmm. Mmm. Mmm. Mmm. Mmm. Mmm. Mmm.Mmm. Mmm. Mmm.
When you're too lazy to make bacon, why not pop a bottle and just drink bacon instead?J&D Foods, a company that specializes in all things bacon -- including bacon-flavored envelopes and the bacon Kevin Bacon sculpture that made headlines recently -- has taken the obsession one step further by coming up with a new drinkable

17 Facts About Bacon

Mmm, pork bellies, aka "Natures Candy." Here are 17 delicious facts about bacon.[Via: Online Schools]

Burger Made from Ground Bacon

What? No slices of bacon on top? No cheese? No mayo? What a pansy burger. From wired.com:

Having read about the difficulties people making such burgers have had keeping them together, I decided to add one large egg to the food processor along with the 19 slices of bacon. I ground the bacon and the egg together, then, using my hands, pulled the mixture out and used a hamburger press to make a

A Couple of Bacon Links

As you may or may not know, I enjoy the hourly occasional slice of bacon. Here are a couple neat links on the subject of bacon.
Quiz: Are you addicted to bacon?
Infographic: How to use bacon to make your life incredible and amazing.

Bacon Pancakes

I love me some bacon, and I love me some pancakes, why didn't I think of this? I see no need to eat anything else, ever again. From Via

Facts About Bacon

Click on the picture for a larger image.

Cooking Bacon with a Machine Gun

Behold, a new way of cooking bacon. All you need is: bacon, tin foil, some string, your every day, common, household machinegun, and about 200 rounds of ammunition.You start by wrapping the barrel in tin foil. Then you wrap bacon around it, and tie it down with some string.You then wrap some more tin foil around it, and once again tie it down with string. It is now ready to be inserted into the

Bacon Roses

Via

The Bacon Tree

Two guys are lost in the desert. They are about to just lie down and wait for death, when all of a sudden one of them (Mark) says, "Hey Dave, do you smell what I smell. It's bacon, I think." "Yeah Mark, it sure smells like bacon." With renewed hope they struggle up the next sand dune, and there, in the distance, is a tree loaded with bacon. There is fried bacon, double smoked bacon, Canadian

The Bacon Air Freshener

Phfft, nice try, but that's weak sauce. I have an entire pig as my air freshner.Via

Bacon Explosion

I have to thank listener Greg Epps for this one. If there was anything that would make my heart stop - literally - for bacon. It would be this recipe. This is almost. ALMOST as bad as Adam Richman's feat of eating 15 dozen oysters in under half an hour.

Dig in.