I'm Finally in Ohio

So I hauled my family and all my worldly possessions across the country this week. It took three days (35 or so hours on the road), but we are finally here. I love our country, but driving on 1-80 through Wyoming, Nebraska, Iowa, Illinois, Indiana and Ohio has taught me several things. First, we eat way too much corn. Seriously, there is a lot of it growing out there. Second, I do not want to