Best Dumb and Dumber Quotes

Harry: So you got fired again, eh?Lloyd: Oh yeah. They always freak out when you leave the scene of an accident, you know?Harry: Yeah, well, I lost my job too.Lloyd: Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense.Harry: No, none taken. You know what really chaps my ass though? I spent my life savings turning my van into a dog. The alarm alone cost me two hundred.Lloyd: Hey, chicks love it. It's a