Because Rock, Paper, Scissors is Old

Monkey
* Monkey fools Ninja

* Monkey unplugs Robot

Suggested noise: ee-ee-eek!

Robot

* Robot chokes Ninja

* Robot crushes Zombie

Suggested noise: ex-ter-min-ate!

Pirate

* Pirate drowns Robot

* Pirate skewers Monkey
Suggested noise: arrrrr!
Ninja
* Ninja karate chops Pirate
* Ninja decapitates Zombie
Suggested noise: keeee-ah!
Zombie
* Zombie eats Pirate
* Zombie savages Monkey
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